I have tried to avoid internet memes and their quixotic ideals because their constant ubiquitous nature leaves you feeling like a yo-yo always having to perform some trick while being jerked back and forth until you you get to the point where, for all intents and purposes, you begin to perform them with a perfunctory attitude. Well today I have decided to abrogate my prior feelings and, for those that offer me a quid pro quo benefit, I will stop hiding under a dresser like a brown recluse spider and perform whatever it asks (as long as it doesn’t require me to go to Belize or seek psychiatric treatment for melissophobia. ) So for my first meme, I have selected the Answers.com creative writing assignment where you have to use a list of words (which should be hyperlinks) in a post.